The Slowpoke and The Waiting Person

Somewhat obviously, the slowpoke is my INCREDIBLY slow computer and I am the somewhat patient waiting person. BUT I CAN'T BE PATIENT FOR VERY LONG. The most is around like... a minute. :D Yes, yes I see how some people might just lump me in with the "impatient" people. I like to classify myself as the dignified somewhat patient people. :DDDDD Anyways, my computer is driving me CRAZY. At the moment I'm forced to use my classified and "emergency" netbook. So yes, waiting. and waiting. Occasionaly slapping the computer as "punishment". Right now it's getting a time-out. :D