The Tree Outside My Bedroom Window

I am seriously hating that tree that is outside of my bedroom. It usually isn't that big of a deal AND it blocks some of the sun out but during a storm or a time with high wind, it is the thing that prevents me from having my beautiful sleep that I oh so need to get. Take last night for instance, I went to bed pretty early and I was thinking " ALL RIGHT finally going to get enough sleep". Then at like what, 1 AM in the "morning" I wake up to the sound of something scraping against the window. I was pretty freaked when this happened a few months ago, I pretty much had a breakdown thinking some animal (or person o.o) is outside my window trying to get it... This time I knew who the culprit is, THAT STUPID TREE. Thanks to that I couldn't fall back asleep. Even if I tried the sound of the scraping and tapping will just wake me right back up again. I sometimes wish I can cut down part of that tree and look at it and say HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKEEEERRRR~ >:) Anyways, me no likey tree. Oh did I mention I saw 2 raccoons fighting in that tree before? It was pretty funny considering they fell down after a while. XD