A Sad Life :(

I'm not talking about my life. Mine's great at the moment. :) I'm talking about the Greek god HEPHAESTUS!! Now let's dive into the not happy life of the sad, ugly god. Yes, he was VERY ugly. Let's start with a little bit of math.  He was born + his own mother saw him = his mother flung him off Mount Olympus. Wow. His own mother threw him off the mountain. Luckily, the water of the sea broke his fall. :) But he can't walk very well anymore. His leg went ptfff. So it doesn't work anymore. So sad. :( After his mom found out he can make pretty things, she let him be a god on Mount Olympus. Ummm, superficial much? Then after his wife was "forced" to marry him, she cheated on him. With his BROTHER!! That's prettier than him! Everyone's soooooo superficial! >.< Poor guy... I'm looking for some myths on him. I'm thinking that they should be pretty funny. :) Hopefully.