Locked

Technically, the door isn't locked it broke. BROKE!!!!! Now I can't even open the closet!!! >.< All my clothes is there...And some other stuff too. I don't know how it broke, it was perfectly fine this very morning. T^T Now the door can't open. You can turn the doorknob but the door just won't OPEN. I'm starting to think that shouting OPEN SESAME will open the door... SEE??!?!?! THIS IS MAKING ME DELUSIONAL!!!!! Such a bad day today. Definately not one of those happy days. Everything just isn't going the right way... Hopefully tomorrow we'll get it open. T^T

AFV

AFV, standing for America's Funniest Home Videos (you can tell where this is heading right?). is basically a collection of videos of smart people doing stupid things. Then at the very end, $10 000 is awarded to the person that sent the funniest video of the show. At what i think is the end of a season, $100 000 IS AWARDED TO THE SEASON WINNER!!!! Wow, pretty much getting paid to do stupid things. Good job? Maybe. =.= This very show is now part of the everyday routine of my family. Everyday, we sit down on the old couch to just watch these people and laugh. Then laugh some more. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. Then when it's time the 3 finalists are presented, guess who will win. I'm usually right. :) Lalalalaallaa. So another glimpse inside my penguin-ish family. :) Really, it's just me that's a penguin. Everyone else is "normal". >.<

Belated Goals

Ahem. I know that the title may be a little misleading. What I really mean by belated is that the goals were supposed to be for Term 3 but since it already started quite a while ago (a LONG time ago actually), I will be listing the goals today. And I might make a checklist at home. Oh and I still have to make the school days until Summer Break countdown too... Anyways, on with the goals list :D

1. Finish homework the day it's given unless it's a HUGE amount
2. Start studying for tests a few days before the actual date instead on always studying last minute
3. START EXERCISING!!!! >.<
4. Sleep on time (easy :D) then wake up on time (...MUCH more difficult)

So as you probably noticed, my goals are pretty much  the same throughout the year. It's a lot easier to just write it down a lot of times so I'll remember. You're quite familiar with my bad memory right? Anyways, I will start working on these very goals starting....NOW. :D

The Second Part

This is the second part of the Epicness. Like the first part, this message will also self destruct after being read...
Hey guys? So here's what happened soon after.... Doodododododooo~ Up there we went. Flying higher up every seconds using the magical moving stairs. Soon enough, silvercity movie theatres was revealed. Then shock. There was no 2D version of Rio that day!!!!! Only 3D available. Some of the team was not able to watch Rio with the rest of us. So they said these brave words: "GO ON WITHOUT US!!! T^T I looked back, and smiles were there. Brave smiles of true soldiers... LET US NEVER FORGET THEM!!!! C: A report of the movie must be sent separately for company reasons. Let me tell you what happened after. LUNCH~ FOOD DOOF FOOD DOOF. Although, finding a seat in the food court was excruciating. But we carried on and survived, ALL 7 OF US! Now we are in a mall. A HUGE mall. After the mission, what else to do other than shop till our feet hurt sooo much!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Anyways, that's my mission report and the movie review will be went soon. Salutes and good nights form your favourite private agent, Spy Fishious T. Penguino.
Self destructing in THREE... TWO....ONE..... KABOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Epicness

This message is made to self destruct after being read since the message it contains is too epic to fall into the wrong hands. And especially the military. They want the RECORDS!!!! Just kidding. :) But seriously. Remember, top secret....
hello? HQ? Yes, I am here to report the mission to you. The mission is COMPLETE. And I think it was successful but I can't really tell. Bad judgement. :) So, here's how everything went... Flashback-ish. Doodoodododo. Remember everything is in my eyes and mine only. After the excruciating ride towards Metropolis at Metrotown, the movie theatre was secured and ready to be entered. As soon as it opens. So until then, everyone just raided the stores. :D I have also found that my luck was AMAZING. I really wanted to win a 1/2 off thing for a scratch ticket. Guess what I got. Exactly that. :O I have no idea how that happened. Wait, someone's coming. I must deliver another one to you. it is not safe to do so now. The Epicness must be continued next time. Until then I wish you well.
Self destructing in 3... 2.... 1... BOOM!!!!!!

My Lovely New Job

With a new Spring finally approaching, I have got myself a BEAUTIFUL new job. The best part about it is, I can't be fired. Since the job is... IMAGINARY. Yes. A beautiful job indeed. What is this magnificent and quite "noble" job. Why, it's none other than making IMAGINARY medival seige weapons. :DDDD So far, my team and I are working on a top secret operation that I will only partially reveal. Let me just tell you that this invention can very possibly CHANGE THE WORLD. More information will be posted as the weapon exits testing and is released into stores. Launch date is approx. May 28th. And remember my motto(my team has not accepted it yet): If there's a polar bear in sight that is stealing the fish of us penguins, let us blast them to Pluto!!! >:D

A Deadly Disease

We are gathered here today to recognize a deadly disease. Many children, teens and even many adults have been affected by this. It has brought fun and enjoyment, but this is all temporary! After it will bring stress and maybe even pain... I have and still am a victim... What is this devastating disease? Scientists like to call it PROCRASTINATION. Ohhhhhhh, I still get shaky knees even when IT is mentioned. T^T What a horrible existence. Let me tell you my story. Flashback music please. Doo~doo~dooo~~~~ I was a young and lively soul that Saturday morning. I had my whole life ahead of me. I had dreams, ambitions!!! Then BAM. Procrastination came and shot me right in the head. All I felt like doing was playing and sleeping. Before I knew it, I had piles of homework left and only a little bit of time!!! :O Luckily, I have survived before and I think I should be ok. But for those that maybe, are not as strong, we must find a cure of treatment. So join us every April 23rd to find a cure and to remember the people who had overcome this. :D Yes, join the movement. April 23rd is PENGUIN PROCRASTINATION AWARENESS DAY. Thank you.

Tr-Tr-Trampoline!

Big surprise. A little gift from me friends. (sounded so pirate there :D) Turns out, they have a HUGE trampoline in the backyard!!!!! I did NOT see that coming. But, to describe it I will just say a few things first. Number one, IT WAS SOOOOOOO VERY INCREDIBLY FUN!!!!! number two, skill is required to even stand properly on the trampoline. Yes, I kept falling down. Over and over again. So picture this. 3 people on the trampoline all jumping around like crazy. One of those people has no experience even being on one! Conclusion, anytime that I lost my balance even a tiny little bit, I fell straight down... It doesn't hurt that much so I'm fine. :) Although my legs hurt a bit for jumping for so long. :P

Extended Weekend Plans

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! 4 days off with no school!! This is almost as good as the time there was FIVE days off with no school but it was not a break time :O. That was truly a miracle in my eyes. :) The weird thing is, the weekend hasn't even begun and my schedule is already filled with things to get done! Let's see, on Friday 2 of my friends in Burnaby and I are going to watch a movie at Metrotown since we haven't seen each other since Winter Break!!! I think... then Saturday is filled with my Chinese class and finishing school homework. Sunday is for my sleep and some more homework time along with more SLEEP!!! Then on Monday come the celebration of a BDAY!!!!! It is going to be so awsome that some parts must be forgotten on the spot or else the goverment might hunt us down..... Yes. It... will... be.... GREAT!! Hahahahahahahaha. Tooooooo much sugar!!! I ate too much sugar!!!! Well, drank. Half a cup of pop can drive me crazy!!! XD

Mmmmm Salmon :D

Is it really you? It can't be, you've been gone for so long... No, I remember that aroma. It's.... Yes, it really is!!! SALMON!!!! I can't believe it?!?!? I haven't eaten you for soooooo very long!!! Finally reunited~~~~ Yes, after a long time I'm reunited!!!! My mom has finally learned how to make GRILLED SALMON!!!! Then for the first time EVER, she made it TODAY!!! For dinner!! Usually I eat it with mayonaise and some lemon juice but she made it, I think, with just onions and some pepper... It still tasted good though. :D Now when will she make the "traditional" style of salmon? I want to taste the lemony-ness of the other kind. >.< Guess I'll just wait a bit longer.

Do Nothing Day Ritual

As promised, I am going to share my traditional Do Nothing Day ritual. You will be brought deep into the religion of Nothingness and taught all of the very secret secrets and the secretness of the secret rituals. :) Now let us begin with a list of things to do.

1. Wake up
2. Go back to bed
3. Wake up again to eat
4. Sit and watch tv for a bit.
5. Nap
6. Wake up to lie down on a different spot.
7. Dinner
8. Lie down again maybe while watching tv
9. BEDTIME~

Now you now all about my "religion". Maybe you will one day believe in the pure nothingness of the religion that can only be known as NOTHINGNESS. Don't worry, once you talk to our high nothing penguin you'll understand EVERYTHING. For more information please contact High Nothing Penguin Priest Fishouso T. Penguinio at trout_and_salmon@penguinsarethebest.pn Thank you. :)

A Do Nothing Day

Now when I say do nothing, I don't necessarily mean that I don't have things that I have to do and get done. NO, I got plenty of stuff to do. I just chose not to do them. So all say today I journeyed into the mystical land of nothingness. The pure nothing of nothingness. The concept is quite simple. :D I'm pretty sure that I had these nothing days before. There's no way that this is my first one this year. I made that impossible with my lazy approach towards life. :) I still try and I do want to succeed but it's so tempting to give in to the lures of the comfy couch... Ugggghhhhh. So conflicted by my two goals. Be successful and rich against my traditional and so very nice nothing days. Why must it be so hard to decide which to focus on? Well, I'll tell you about the nothing day rituals tomorrow. I even made a note on it. :) Why not today? Well... I'm tired. There's your reason and here's me heading off to bed at this early hour. GOOD BYE~

Lots of Stuff

This was actually supposed to be yesterday's blog, I just didn't post it until today. So let's imagine the rest of the blog still occurred yesterday. Wow, I made it more complicated than it is. :P
Today was the fateful day. The day some people have waited their entire lives for. Today was the day I got a little taste of what it's like. Some people like to call them "shopping sprees" I like to call them "buying stuff carefree with no budget!!! lalalalala" The lalala part is necessary. >.< Even if my buying stuff carefree with no budget was only in one store. It was still a taste of the rich life. :) When I actually list the things bought, it doesn't result to a very big list. Any rich person will be like, "That's a buying stuff carefree with no budget shopping day? I can get more" BUT let's remember I'm not rich. Yet. ;) So yes, I'm content. My mom's wallet is empty (theoretically) and my tummy is full from eating a HUGE bowl of noodle. What a day huh?

Home Alone: Pro D Edition

The release of a all new movie in the Home Alone series, the un-official movie HOME ALONE PRO D EDITION!!! Let's see what our hero did today!! Or should I say heroine? ;)First, as the parent left early in the morning, our beloved heroine.... FELL BACK ASLEEP!! How amazing!! Then when the mystical time came, the awakening. What miracles happened soon after? To start off, she ate BREAKFAST!!! One astonishing good meal after, a call was made for arrangements to a secret meeting at the secret place of secretness known as the discreet street of Granville. What happened after to our young heroine?!?!?! YOU CAN FIND OUT!!!! In the sequel of course. :D

Running on a Hail-ish Raining Day

FREEZING COLD. That's how I would describe this entire experience. Oh, another word might also be TORTURE. I have experienced what I hope is the coldest weather that I'll have to endure. FLASHBACK~ To be honest, when I first went outside for PE it was actually quite "warm". It was still a bit colder than I would like but it wasn't too bad. Then a tragic event occured. BOOM CRACKLE!!! Ok, not there yet. As the first group of people started their run, my friend (no names :D) told me that it's raining. AT first I didn't believe it but then the rain started falling more. After my run, it was already raining quite hard. By the end of the last group's it was POURING. The thing that made it worse is that it wasn't just rain. One landed on my hand and it felt ICY. Like it was raining liquidy hail!!!! Another 45 minutes later PE finally ended and I was back inside. After today, I'm even more eager to donate those scarves that we're making. I can't let those people feel the freezing cold!!!! It's just pure torture as the cold creeps in... T^T

The End of The Trilogy...

FONT GAME ALERT! Today the great Toy Story trilogy has ended. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why must it end?!?!?! The horrible tragedy!!! OHHH NO!!! Ok, spaz time over. I'm good now. :D Let us remember the terrific run. Dramatic music please! Dun dun dun dun dun dun doo dood odo BAAAAA! ~ In the very first we will aways remember the beginning of a beautiful friendship between Woody and Buzz. In the second, the father ZURG!!!! That part was hilarious. :D Buzz: You killed my father!!!! >.< Zurg: I AM YOUR FATHER!!!! Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! D: That was CLASSIC!! Oh and of course Weezy the peungin. WE love you Weezy!!! Who doesn't love penguins, right? Then in the third, how can we even forget LOTSO and Ken. When I first watched this in theatres, I was thinking "AWWWWW Lotso's ADORABLE!!" After the movie I was thinking "OMG. What if my teddy bear Snoball's like that too??? <.<" Yes, the movie should very well be rated PG. For giving me nightmares. :D

The Annoying Bottle

So yes, the first ever Font Game has begun! :D This first one's easy so guess away while I tell you about my day. So... for science today we had to make a model lung out of a bottle, elastic bands, and balloons. Souds easy right? No where close. The actual instructions were very simple, I admit. The thing that was so hard was keeping the part of the bottle where we had cut it (in half) a round circle. The balloon covering the opening kept pulling the bottle together and mushing it. >.< I guess that the bottle we quickly found wasn't exactly "firm" enough. Or it's just too flimsy. =.= Anyways, I have officially declared it the bottle of annoyance. Congratulations?

FONT GAME~

Now the moment we have all been waiting for... The long awaited game of the century... the FONT GAME!!! Game music please, doo doo doo do odooo~~~~~~ Not the best name or music but the actual game will make up for them. I'll think of a better title a bit later. For the music... hmmm... just think Mario ok? :) Now introducing... THE FONTS!!!!1 Give them a hand!!

• The punctual ARIAL
• The mail man COURIER
• The street in downtown GEORGIA
• The weird name that looks like Arial HELVETICA
• The classic word font TIMES
• Another Arial look alike TREBUCHET
• And the very last VERDANA

I'll put a little note at the beginning of the blog saying when the game begins. Now you're role is to guess which font I used to write my daily blog. And yes, when I finally post my spring break blogs.... why not, I'll add in the game in there too. :) There's only one more thing you have to do... HAVE FUN~

Eye Exam

Today is a day that I will never forget until maybe after a few months. Today was the very day that I have FAILED my eye exam and is now getting glasses. Yes, what a sad day in history. A holiday should be made to remember this very horrible tragedy. Anyways, turns out that my right eye's sight is worse than I thought. I always knew that my right eye is much worse than my left but it's actually twice as bad. Wait, maybe that wasn't very clear. All I know is that my left eye is 75 degrees while my right is I think 125 or 150. I can't really remember. :( Now I'm probably picking up my new glasses on Wednesday. Or maybe a bit later. Due to this sudden news, the rules to the new FONT GAME is postponed to tomorrow. :)

Idiot Test

YES!!! After what seemed like many times of trying, I have finally completed the FIRST idiot test! :) Now I am very proud of this accomplishment. Surprisingly, the 4th idiot test was actually easier. I thought that these things get harder as the numbers go up... Guess not huh? Anyways, I'm thinking of throwing myself a little party for this lifetime achievement. The first penguin in the world to officially pass an idiot test!!! If any other penguin tells you that they also passed, THEY'RE LYING!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha. Practicing my diabolical laugh just in case. :D Have you noticed anything different about this font??? I'm going to change the font once in a while and I'll have you people guess which font it is. I'll write up the ruling tomorrow. Then the games will START!!!! Have fun ~

Downtown and Getting Lost

As you should know, today was the day we were destined to go see the play TRESPASSERS at the Vancouver PLAYHOUSE!!!! Located in the one and only downtown of Vancouver. You see, me and my friends didn't go with the rest of the group (since we didn't have to anyways) and as every time I go somewhere using the bus and other methods of transportation I got LOST. But no one else has to know k? :D Anyways, we eventually found the playhouse after what seemed like FOREVER. Then again, with my sense of time and direction I shouldn't be trusted with these kind of thing. After we finally got there, our teacher wasn't even there yet!! SO, ticket = not there = no entrance = no tea and cookies. T^T What a very sad and unfortunate truth. Luckily we were in downtown so finding all sorts of snacks and food wasn't too much of a problem. Tim Hortens, 7 Eleven, A&W, and even a French poutine place!!!! Of course the play was good but I must tell you another time. I should really make a list of things that I have yet to tell... You're probably quite familiar with my bad memory. :)

A Miracle

Am I dreaming?? Is this really happening? For the second day in a row, there has been nothing from school that I consider "homework". Reading I don't include so technically, I don't have homework today! :) In science we learned about CPR, I finished everything in class for math, PE doesn't really have "homework", and lastly reading is the only thing for socials. Now, I'm not saying to give us more homework NOOOOOOO. That would be my worst nightmare. Breaking this magnificent streak of nothing-ness. It's so... beautiful. Oh the happiness!!! :) I'm like a penguin who was just given 1000000 kilograms worth of wild, fresh fish along with the land deed of an entire 1/4 of Antarctica!!!! Oohohoohoh what a nice dream!!!! :D Oh, by the way, notice anything different with the font this time?? Yeah just figured out that I can actually change the font. I don't know how I missed that for like half a year...

No Homework?

For once in my time here at Churchill, I think that today is the only day that I "didn't" have homework! Homework being things that are due the very next day. Things that are due like a week away I consider mini project. :) Yes, my vocab can be a little confusing at times but they're quite simple-ish. Please remember the ish at the end. :) SO anyways, I am enjoying this "homework-less" day and I have accomplished quite a lot. On my list are watching spongebob (all 2 time it went on today!!!!), helping my mom find a new korean drama to watch and of course extending my din din time so I can fit in dessert. :) Yes all of these are quite remarkable accomplishments. At least in my little world of Penguinia! YAY!!! All hail the mighty world of Penguinia!! I must tell you about this marvelous land another time. Wait... I think one of the spring blogs is about the wonderful, luxurious land. I'm pretty sure. I'll have to send them another time since they're not on the ocmputer I'm using right now. :) Until tomorrow, BYE BYE~

First Day Back

Hello, I'm back. :) I have only just realized that I didn't even bother to post ANY of the blogs I wrote during Spring Break... If only I decided to just use Blogger. You see, I wrote all the blogs on regular word so I didn't actually "post them"... AHHHHH What do I do now??? Can I just post them now and send them to you? They are included in the count right? AHHHH!!! First day back and I'm already confused and tired. Confused list includes some parts of the book talk thing, the blog count, and how to even do a proper high jump. T^T The tired list is full and I cannot even start listing why I'm so tired. I just am. Period. Yes, the confusion and exhaustion is making me highly irritable and cranky. I think this is what the doctors call "Spring Break is Over Desperation-itos". A very deadly disease. Please help. I'm really confused on what to do for the blog thing... I didnt blog everyday, I think I missed like half. I just don't know what to do with the others. Include them and post them now? Me = Confused.