Do Nothing Day Ritual

As promised, I am going to share my traditional Do Nothing Day ritual. You will be brought deep into the religion of Nothingness and taught all of the very secret secrets and the secretness of the secret rituals. :) Now let us begin with a list of things to do.

1. Wake up
2. Go back to bed
3. Wake up again to eat
4. Sit and watch tv for a bit.
5. Nap
6. Wake up to lie down on a different spot.
7. Dinner
8. Lie down again maybe while watching tv
9. BEDTIME~

Now you now all about my "religion". Maybe you will one day believe in the pure nothingness of the religion that can only be known as NOTHINGNESS. Don't worry, once you talk to our high nothing penguin you'll understand EVERYTHING. For more information please contact High Nothing Penguin Priest Fishouso T. Penguinio at trout_and_salmon@penguinsarethebest.pn Thank you. :)