My Lovely New Job

With a new Spring finally approaching, I have got myself a BEAUTIFUL new job. The best part about it is, I can't be fired. Since the job is... IMAGINARY. Yes. A beautiful job indeed. What is this magnificent and quite "noble" job. Why, it's none other than making IMAGINARY medival seige weapons. :DDDD So far, my team and I are working on a top secret operation that I will only partially reveal. Let me just tell you that this invention can very possibly CHANGE THE WORLD. More information will be posted as the weapon exits testing and is released into stores. Launch date is approx. May 28th. And remember my motto(my team has not accepted it yet): If there's a polar bear in sight that is stealing the fish of us penguins, let us blast them to Pluto!!! >:D