EPTFOT 3: Backpacks

Let this be a lesson to all little penguins out there. Backpacks. They are clingy. Just today a fellow penguin, very similar to you and me, had a backpack malfunction. For as she was about to leave, her backpack curtly refused and decided to do the one thing that backpacks will now be known to do, CLING. Guess what little penguins? It clung to that poor penguin's bum. So there we all were (I didn't even mention that I was in the story until now. huh. ) watching her desperately trying to pry the clingy backpack off. Then after a few more minutes of speculation, we decided to help. Don't worry, the penguin is now alright and the backpack was removed safely. So do remember little penguins, don't sit on your backpacks, they might decide to cling. :)

MEEP

Because that is the sound that anchovies make in Spongebob. I'll attach a video of them, they're so cute in this anchovy way. =w = It's too bad that I can't even find a proper video of them. QQ But I love Mr.Krab's line. The smelly smell that can only come from.................anchovies. LOLOLOL Anyways, Spongebob is like my life. =w = Now onto random things I realize during the time I'm writing my blog. First, I haven't even realized that summer vacation's starting soon.... o. o like one month -ish halfish soon! I feel old now......... Siiiggghhh. Oh and I got slower at typing this year. 0.0 Last year I remember writing my blog was maybe 2 minutes tops if I have an idea in my head but this year is just wow. So much slower. o.o  I even end up hitting the wrong buttons a lot and sometimes I don't press hard enough and it doesn't put the letter. I need to practice typing now huh? There was also this other thing I was thinking of but it just flew out of my head again. QQ So this is it for now. XD Oh and the person that says EVIIIIIL at the end of the video is MermaidMan. He's awesome.

Sneezes Hurt

I just experienced a sneeze that actually managed to hurt my stomach. I guess that the sneeze was of such violence that I lurched forward or something... =w = Anyways, this is not the first time it has happened... I also get hurt when coughing sometimes but I guess that may or may not be more understandable XD. Maybe the sneeze hurt because I was half crunched up on my bed and then when I sneezed it was like this huge explosion like BOOOOOM! Yeaup I think that must be it. I really hope these sneezes that hurt thing doesn't continue, it's quite annoying and it leaves my head kind of spinning.... Not fun. Oh and I realized something, my list of songs that I can remember has decreased by a lot... I also didn't find any new ones D: ok I must go to YouTube now, I shall be back with songs and their lyrics later!

Wondering

Hmmm I'm just thinking if there's a way to automatically send notifications to you after I write a blog each time... Since I'm using mainly my phone and writing them during commercial breaks of various shows, I usually forget to send a notification until days after.... Then sometimes I forget to send one. The old ticker's not working so well these past few days. It's kind of annoying that on my phone I can't find the url to copy and send to you.... It irks me greatly. I heard a while back that there's a thing called subscribing and that'll send notifications. I ought to try that out. I also realized that I am talking funny today. Seriously, irks, ought???? What is happening to me????? D: Maybe it's because of the morning. I don't usually get up this "early" in the morning. =w = That reminds me. WHY AM I UP????? Well I'm probably gonna go back to bed after publishing this. You shall hopefully get the notification later tonight. :D

EPTFOS Truth Behind the Fiction: 2

Ok I decided to make a short segment for the time being since what happened in EPTFOS 2 was incredibly true and GUESS WHAT I was penguin numero dos. =w = So let me shed some light on what really happened. It was afterschool on what I believe was Thrusday. Im not quite sure but thats what I remembered so bleh. Anyways it was me, Angel, and April on the second floor close to the side door that leads to the stairs. So I said something and that led to April poking me repeatedly with her umbrella ( oh and April if you're reading this, be sure to tell of any flaws in the story. The emperor's memory was never that good =w =). So when she turned her back to talk to Angel WHAM right in the backpack with the old violin. Of course I don't want to face the wrath so I bolted towards the stairs. She caught up right at the door and then slipped/ tripped on what I believe to be the red pen found at the scene later on. Then she fell with her arms reaching outwards, managed to poke me as I turned out to see whats going on, realized then covered my head since it was too late to help and April might fall on me too. Then thud. Don't worry she's fine, the umbrella and box she was holding broke the fall. Anyways then I got a whole to of pokes with rage. But it was so hilarious that the laughter couldn't be stopped It was even more funny since everything literally happened in slow motion. o.o Anyways, goooooood times. =w =

EPTFOT 2: Umbrellas

Once upon a Thursday, there were two penguins. One held an umbrella while the other a violin case. It's a really simple story actually because only a few things happened. First the penguin with the umbrella began the poke the penguin with the case. After turning to face another direction, Penguin numero dos swung the case and managed to hit the umbrella penguin. Realising the severity of the action, numero dos ran. BUT numero uno followed close behind. At the d oor, just before the stairs, the penguin with the umbrella tripped and begun to fall. Epically. Arms reached out in a diving kind of position, everything occured in slooooowwww moooootttttiiiiiooooonnnn. Then a resounding crash filled the not so empty room. And in the misdt of all this, Penguin number 1 still managed to poke Penguin number 2.

The End

Blog Stats

Today I have found a little thing when I was gonna start writing this very blog. The view stats!!!! D: So out of my dying curiosity, I decided I might as well take a look. I expected only myself to be reading these so I'm just like lololol views for Canada 2 million!!! All from me =w = BUT NO. Most of the views were from the US. o.o And I know no one living there. So.... whoa.. o.o I saw that there were even some viewers all the way from Indonesia!!!!! So there's going to be that one person reading about my random penguin obsessions huh. It's awesome and kind of scary at the same time. o.o Anyways, I must now start ending my blog with advertisement. LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN EMPIRE!!!!!!

A Different Way of Blogging???

Remember that story with the mango??? The tragic yet realistic story of the lonely mango?? Yeahhhhh good times... I enjoy doing blogs like that. I have realized it just now. Anyways starting from now on the Emperor (me :D after all I was one of the key founders of the penguin empire) will write more stories to be passed down through the future generations of the penguins. The lonely mango is just one of them. The moral? There is none. Which is why it is so fabulous? You can just tell that the future generation are going to have troubles. XD Well, now I have to think of story ideas.... OH I'll make a little series of stories on the blog. The Emperor shall name it Emperor Penguini's Tales of Fruit and Other Things. Or EPTFOT for short. :)

Poor Little Squishy Mango

Once upon a time in the land of the mangoes lived one mango. It was like every other mango except for the fact that it lived underneath all the other mangoes hidden from the world. The mangoes living here have only one purpose in life, to satisfy the hunger of the humans. All the other mangoes fulfilled their purpose (aka were eaten) but that one little mango did not (aka was not). There, in the land of the mangoes, it stayed. Waiting, aging, waiting some more. Slowly it began to wrinkle and become more and more squishy. Today the mother of the Emperor brought it upon her (Yes her for Emperor is nothing more than a title and those given the title of Emperor has more power and authority than others. All except the Emperor's mother..) to eat. After the first bite the Emperor deemed it not worthy of being eaten and threw it away. The End

BASED ON A REAL EVENT

Back to China

I will be going back to visit for the second time since I came to Canada!!!! I think the last time I visited was like 3 or 4 years ago... Well when I meet everyone again I shall show how tall I have gotten. >:) Unless they have all managed to grow too, then the Emperor of Penguins will be sad because she was midgitified. And yes, I have made that a word since last year. I will begin adding it to dictionaries tomorrow. >:D As for China my mom and I already started buying lots of gifts to bring back for everyone. Turns out I have a lot more relatives than I thought. :O

iPad!

My mom has suddenly decided to get an iPad~~~ She's really focused on the online marketing thing she started a while ago and I guess the iPad will really help with giving presentations to others to see if they want to join. I don't know exactly too much about it. XD Although I am looking forward to the games I will be playing on it. >:) We're also bringing it on our trip back to China this summer. :) That way I won't have to bring my little netbook. ;) Which would also mean that I will have to download many TV shows and movies onto the iPad for entertainment. :D After all, what'll I do if I don't like tthe movies being shown on the plane? =w = I guess readings an option.... ow o

Mango Eating

I have discovered a new way of eating a mango today. Instead of slicing it into cubes, I can just use a spoon to scoop it out to eat. :D I can't believe I didn't think of this before though... I don't know why but I prefer eating fruit with a spoon or a fork. =w = I guess it's because it prevents the juice from the fruit practically running down my hand. It's not comfortable. QQ Anyways with this new spoon method I shall learn to eat more fruit!!!!! I only eat a select few at the moment like watermelon (which is loved incredibly so!), mango which is a new discovery, blueberries only when it is sweet and strawberries. I should start eating more fruits....

Studying~

I am not looking forward to tomorrows test... But I tried a new way of studying that I really hope will work somehow. I tried learning like concepts and how everythings kind of linked in genetics I usually just try to memorize all of the different terms and end up forgetting the majority of it. XD Memory not optimal. That's what I have to say. Anyways studying took a lot less time today than usual for other tests. I'm hoping it's just because there is less stuff to learn. XD Shorter blog today~ Actually it might be regular length... I can't tell when I'm using my phone. XD Oh and I have to send he blog notifications the day after so thats not so fun... I sometimes forget. :P I really want to find a way to improve my memory skills now. =w =

LUCK~~~~~

Today was extremely lucky for me. EXTREMELY. Let me first start with Tim Hortons. As you should know today was the field trip to Capilanno College or University now. XD I'm pretty sure I spelled something wrong just now but I'll move on. So during lunch I went to go get a cup of coffee because I was getting tired because of sleep deprivation due to the stupid stomach ache I had the night before. Then after being nagged to ROLL UP THE RIM by April, I finally go to it. Then you can see this little "in" popping through and later it revealed that I have won a.... DONUT. A beautiful, beautiful, donut. It was delicious by the way. XD Second evidence of luck was during the Jeopardy game after lunch. My team, the Penguini Empire managed to guess most of the answers and managed to pull ahead by maybe a thousand points after the final jeopardy question. XD We figured we got nothing to lose so we just betted everything. XD Let's just hope that the luck well has not run dry yet. :D Oh that reminds me, I should start ending my blogs with advertisement for my empire. So then , LONG LIVE THE PENGUINI EMPIRE!!!! =w =

Stomach Ache...

I didn't know that this was possible but yesterday I got this HORRIBLE stomach ache. The cause, too much food. I never knew that this could even happen. And I don't think I ate THAT much. My mom seems to disagree though... For lunch I ate at Steffo's and had this delicious lasagne along with this little cup of cappuccino. I should've taken a picture before I destroyed it and ate the whipped cream and cinnamon.... Oh well, I REGRET NOTHING! =w = Then for dinner I had a big bowl of noodle. I'm guessing it was too much starch or something and I couldn't digest it well. Usually I would deal with the ache but this one disturbed my sleep and NO ONE or rather NOTHING disturbs my sleep. >:| It is rather precious to me... Oh and I'm getting a headache right now. Not sure why but it's there and growing. :/

Sun Run!

Yesterday was the very first Sun "Run" that I have participated in. Please do realize that I have put quotation marks around the word run because I did not run it. I walked. =w = Unless you include all the bridges there were, I ran under those. XD So I'm not that tired today. :D Although I did make up for the running since we were late for the lunch reservation at Steffo's (an AWESOME Greek restaurant :D ) so me and a bunch of my other friends ended up running across downtown trying to get there in time... TOTALLY worth it though. XD But as for the Sun Run, it was pretty good, I might even RUN it next year. XD Oh and there was this awesome person that was signing like in the middle of the course. Here are the lyrics that I remember:
You are awesome
Awesome, awesome, awesome
If you were more awesome,
You'd be TRIPLE AWESOME!!!!!

Beautiful, no? =w =

Stupid Toothbrush

This incident is not necessarily my toothbrush's fault but since I know that my brain is dead I am just going to blame the toothbrush now okies? Ok now with that sorted out let me go on with the sad story where my toothbrush attacked me. Lately I always feel as if I don't have energy and have been feeling quite sleep deprived, more than usual... My mom is starting to blame it on vitamin deficiancy now. XD But really its gotten pretty bad. I can literally just fall asleep on the couch when watching TV. :/ Anyways due to that I'm not quite fully awake especially at the beginning and end of the day. The time where the viscious toothbrush comes out. Basically I kind of "lost conscienceness" when I was brushing my teeth and the toothbrush quite harshly hit the gums of my teeth. QQ It bled for quite a bit too.. Now it hurts when ever move my mouth and stings A LOT when I eat. Sad thing is this happened 2 times this week. QQ Stupid toothbrush. >. <