Monday, April 23, 2012

Poor Little Squishy Mango

Once upon a time in the land of the mangoes lived one mango. It was like every other mango except for the fact that it lived underneath all the other mangoes hidden from the world. The mangoes living here have only one purpose in life, to satisfy the hunger of the humans. All the other mangoes fulfilled their purpose (aka were eaten) but that one little mango did not (aka was not). There, in the land of the mangoes, it stayed. Waiting, aging, waiting some more. Slowly it began to wrinkle and become more and more squishy. Today the mother of the Emperor brought it upon her (Yes her for Emperor is nothing more than a title and those given the title of Emperor has more power and authority than others. All except the Emperor's mother..) to eat. After the first bite the Emperor deemed it not worthy of being eaten and threw it away. The End

BASED ON A REAL EVENT

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