EPTFOT 3: Backpacks

Let this be a lesson to all little penguins out there. Backpacks. They are clingy. Just today a fellow penguin, very similar to you and me, had a backpack malfunction. For as she was about to leave, her backpack curtly refused and decided to do the one thing that backpacks will now be known to do, CLING. Guess what little penguins? It clung to that poor penguin's bum. So there we all were (I didn't even mention that I was in the story until now. huh. ) watching her desperately trying to pry the clingy backpack off. Then after a few more minutes of speculation, we decided to help. Don't worry, the penguin is now alright and the backpack was removed safely. So do remember little penguins, don't sit on your backpacks, they might decide to cling. :)

MEEP

Because that is the sound that anchovies make in Spongebob. I'll attach a video of them, they're so cute in this anchovy way. =w = It's too bad that I can't even find a proper video of them. QQ But I love Mr.Krab's line. The smelly smell that can only come from.................anchovies. LOLOLOL Anyways, Spongebob is like my life. =w = Now onto random things I realize during the time I'm writing my blog. First, I haven't even realized that summer vacation's starting soon.... o. o like one month -ish halfish soon! I feel old now......... Siiiggghhh. Oh and I got slower at typing this year. 0.0 Last year I remember writing my blog was maybe 2 minutes tops if I have an idea in my head but this year is just wow. So much slower. o.o  I even end up hitting the wrong buttons a lot and sometimes I don't press hard enough and it doesn't put the letter. I need to practice typing now huh? There was also this other thing I was thinking of but it just flew out of my head again. QQ So this is it for now. XD Oh and the person that says EVIIIIIL at the end of the video is MermaidMan. He's awesome.

Sneezes Hurt

I just experienced a sneeze that actually managed to hurt my stomach. I guess that the sneeze was of such violence that I lurched forward or something... =w = Anyways, this is not the first time it has happened... I also get hurt when coughing sometimes but I guess that may or may not be more understandable XD. Maybe the sneeze hurt because I was half crunched up on my bed and then when I sneezed it was like this huge explosion like BOOOOOM! Yeaup I think that must be it. I really hope these sneezes that hurt thing doesn't continue, it's quite annoying and it leaves my head kind of spinning.... Not fun. Oh and I realized something, my list of songs that I can remember has decreased by a lot... I also didn't find any new ones D: ok I must go to YouTube now, I shall be back with songs and their lyrics later!

Wondering

Hmmm I'm just thinking if there's a way to automatically send notifications to you after I write a blog each time... Since I'm using mainly my phone and writing them during commercial breaks of various shows, I usually forget to send a notification until days after.... Then sometimes I forget to send one. The old ticker's not working so well these past few days. It's kind of annoying that on my phone I can't find the url to copy and send to you.... It irks me greatly. I heard a while back that there's a thing called subscribing and that'll send notifications. I ought to try that out. I also realized that I am talking funny today. Seriously, irks, ought???? What is happening to me????? D: Maybe it's because of the morning. I don't usually get up this "early" in the morning. =w = That reminds me. WHY AM I UP????? Well I'm probably gonna go back to bed after publishing this. You shall hopefully get the notification later tonight. :D

EPTFOS Truth Behind the Fiction: 2

Ok I decided to make a short segment for the time being since what happened in EPTFOS 2 was incredibly true and GUESS WHAT I was penguin numero dos. =w = So let me shed some light on what really happened. It was afterschool on what I believe was Thrusday. Im not quite sure but thats what I remembered so bleh. Anyways it was me, Angel, and April on the second floor close to the side door that leads to the stairs. So I said something and that led to April poking me repeatedly with her umbrella ( oh and April if you're reading this, be sure to tell of any flaws in the story. The emperor's memory was never that good =w =). So when she turned her back to talk to Angel WHAM right in the backpack with the old violin. Of course I don't want to face the wrath so I bolted towards the stairs. She caught up right at the door and then slipped/ tripped on what I believe to be the red pen found at the scene later on. Then she fell with her arms reaching outwards, managed to poke me as I turned out to see whats going on, realized then covered my head since it was too late to help and April might fall on me too. Then thud. Don't worry she's fine, the umbrella and box she was holding broke the fall. Anyways then I got a whole to of pokes with rage. But it was so hilarious that the laughter couldn't be stopped It was even more funny since everything literally happened in slow motion. o.o Anyways, goooooood times. =w =

EPTFOT 2: Umbrellas

Once upon a Thursday, there were two penguins. One held an umbrella while the other a violin case. It's a really simple story actually because only a few things happened. First the penguin with the umbrella began the poke the penguin with the case. After turning to face another direction, Penguin numero dos swung the case and managed to hit the umbrella penguin. Realising the severity of the action, numero dos ran. BUT numero uno followed close behind. At the d oor, just before the stairs, the penguin with the umbrella tripped and begun to fall. Epically. Arms reached out in a diving kind of position, everything occured in slooooowwww moooootttttiiiiiooooonnnn. Then a resounding crash filled the not so empty room. And in the misdt of all this, Penguin number 1 still managed to poke Penguin number 2.

The End

Blog Stats

Today I have found a little thing when I was gonna start writing this very blog. The view stats!!!! D: So out of my dying curiosity, I decided I might as well take a look. I expected only myself to be reading these so I'm just like lololol views for Canada 2 million!!! All from me =w = BUT NO. Most of the views were from the US. o.o And I know no one living there. So.... whoa.. o.o I saw that there were even some viewers all the way from Indonesia!!!!! So there's going to be that one person reading about my random penguin obsessions huh. It's awesome and kind of scary at the same time. o.o Anyways, I must now start ending my blog with advertisement. LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN EMPIRE!!!!!!