Wondering

Hmmm I'm just thinking if there's a way to automatically send notifications to you after I write a blog each time... Since I'm using mainly my phone and writing them during commercial breaks of various shows, I usually forget to send a notification until days after.... Then sometimes I forget to send one. The old ticker's not working so well these past few days. It's kind of annoying that on my phone I can't find the url to copy and send to you.... It irks me greatly. I heard a while back that there's a thing called subscribing and that'll send notifications. I ought to try that out. I also realized that I am talking funny today. Seriously, irks, ought???? What is happening to me????? D: Maybe it's because of the morning. I don't usually get up this "early" in the morning. =w = That reminds me. WHY AM I UP????? Well I'm probably gonna go back to bed after publishing this. You shall hopefully get the notification later tonight. :D

EPTFOS Truth Behind the Fiction: 2

Ok I decided to make a short segment for the time being since what happened in EPTFOS 2 was incredibly true and GUESS WHAT I was penguin numero dos. =w = So let me shed some light on what really happened. It was afterschool on what I believe was Thrusday. Im not quite sure but thats what I remembered so bleh. Anyways it was me, Angel, and April on the second floor close to the side door that leads to the stairs. So I said something and that led to April poking me repeatedly with her umbrella ( oh and April if you're reading this, be sure to tell of any flaws in the story. The emperor's memory was never that good =w =). So when she turned her back to talk to Angel WHAM right in the backpack with the old violin. Of course I don't want to face the wrath so I bolted towards the stairs. She caught up right at the door and then slipped/ tripped on what I believe to be the red pen found at the scene later on. Then she fell with her arms reaching outwards, managed to poke me as I turned out to see whats going on, realized then covered my head since it was too late to help and April might fall on me too. Then thud. Don't worry she's fine, the umbrella and box she was holding broke the fall. Anyways then I got a whole to of pokes with rage. But it was so hilarious that the laughter couldn't be stopped It was even more funny since everything literally happened in slow motion. o.o Anyways, goooooood times. =w =

EPTFOT 2: Umbrellas

Once upon a Thursday, there were two penguins. One held an umbrella while the other a violin case. It's a really simple story actually because only a few things happened. First the penguin with the umbrella began the poke the penguin with the case. After turning to face another direction, Penguin numero dos swung the case and managed to hit the umbrella penguin. Realising the severity of the action, numero dos ran. BUT numero uno followed close behind. At the d oor, just before the stairs, the penguin with the umbrella tripped and begun to fall. Epically. Arms reached out in a diving kind of position, everything occured in slooooowwww moooootttttiiiiiooooonnnn. Then a resounding crash filled the not so empty room. And in the misdt of all this, Penguin number 1 still managed to poke Penguin number 2.

The End

Blog Stats

Today I have found a little thing when I was gonna start writing this very blog. The view stats!!!! D: So out of my dying curiosity, I decided I might as well take a look. I expected only myself to be reading these so I'm just like lololol views for Canada 2 million!!! All from me =w = BUT NO. Most of the views were from the US. o.o And I know no one living there. So.... whoa.. o.o I saw that there were even some viewers all the way from Indonesia!!!!! So there's going to be that one person reading about my random penguin obsessions huh. It's awesome and kind of scary at the same time. o.o Anyways, I must now start ending my blog with advertisement. LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN EMPIRE!!!!!!

A Different Way of Blogging???

Remember that story with the mango??? The tragic yet realistic story of the lonely mango?? Yeahhhhh good times... I enjoy doing blogs like that. I have realized it just now. Anyways starting from now on the Emperor (me :D after all I was one of the key founders of the penguin empire) will write more stories to be passed down through the future generations of the penguins. The lonely mango is just one of them. The moral? There is none. Which is why it is so fabulous? You can just tell that the future generation are going to have troubles. XD Well, now I have to think of story ideas.... OH I'll make a little series of stories on the blog. The Emperor shall name it Emperor Penguini's Tales of Fruit and Other Things. Or EPTFOT for short. :)

Poor Little Squishy Mango

Once upon a time in the land of the mangoes lived one mango. It was like every other mango except for the fact that it lived underneath all the other mangoes hidden from the world. The mangoes living here have only one purpose in life, to satisfy the hunger of the humans. All the other mangoes fulfilled their purpose (aka were eaten) but that one little mango did not (aka was not). There, in the land of the mangoes, it stayed. Waiting, aging, waiting some more. Slowly it began to wrinkle and become more and more squishy. Today the mother of the Emperor brought it upon her (Yes her for Emperor is nothing more than a title and those given the title of Emperor has more power and authority than others. All except the Emperor's mother..) to eat. After the first bite the Emperor deemed it not worthy of being eaten and threw it away. The End

BASED ON A REAL EVENT

Back to China

I will be going back to visit for the second time since I came to Canada!!!! I think the last time I visited was like 3 or 4 years ago... Well when I meet everyone again I shall show how tall I have gotten. >:) Unless they have all managed to grow too, then the Emperor of Penguins will be sad because she was midgitified. And yes, I have made that a word since last year. I will begin adding it to dictionaries tomorrow. >:D As for China my mom and I already started buying lots of gifts to bring back for everyone. Turns out I have a lot more relatives than I thought. :O